Practice makes perfect so tell yourself or mutter them under your breath— just be sure there are no Germans around. We'll pay for the funeral. I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years? They also tend to sound quite cute insulting people with imperfect pronunciation. You have a lot of well-wishers. You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow. Insult that object with all of your fury in German. He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train. I don't want you to turn the other cheek. Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up. What color is the sky in your world? Did someone leave your cage open? I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
He has a mechanical mind. Thus some insults can be and or simply — in their own special way. They cross when the traffic light tells them to. No seriously, your in the way. I hope you liked these funny insults. You could be seen too clearly.
I thought the zoo is closed at night! Did someone leave your cage open? I can't seem to remember your name, and please don't help me! Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! There are also a fair number of stronger ones including swear words that you will surely learn on your travels. You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arrested for mooning. You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device. A lot of people have no talent! We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
What do Germans swear about? Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree. Must have been a long and lonely journey. In your case, one would have been better than none. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Nobody says that you are dumb. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
You were dragged through dumb-ass forest. . If manure were music, you'd be a brass band. Excellent time to become a missing person. Think of yourself as an actor and try on different voices, roles and personalities in German. Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy! Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? There may be references to body parts, comparisons of people to donkeys, monkeys or other animals that fall low on the totem pole.
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside. I got an appointment at four. I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that about weak coffee. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? In your case, one would have been better than none. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed! Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.
What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays. Forgot to pay his brain bill. The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family. Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity. You must have been around the world. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head. No seriously, your in the way. Is that your nose or are you eating a banana? Must have been a long and lonely journey. You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell, when people see you they run for the border. At least there's one thing good about your body. You should be the poster child for birth control. Now you are just the opposite.