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Earth Day Pick Up Lines

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Humor Planet [Pickup Lines]

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You could go out with me. Do you believe in one night stands? The good Lord must be very upset tonite because I see he's missing an angel. Um, why is your hair so big? You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. Some people would disagree, but I feel the most important part about making love is the cuddling. Baby come bone me in the bathroom.

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Planet Wally: Pick up Lines: Miscellaneous

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What nice legs you've got. You have been very naughty! I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. I lost my phone number. I've got a deep thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade. Would you like to visit Tukwila with me? How did you achieve such a gaudy effect with only Avon cosmetics? Did it hurt much when you fell out of heaven? Your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas. If I bought you lingerie for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me? Cuz You're about to get some wood. You look hotter than Hades.

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443 Pick Up Lines

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Would you sleep with me? Would you like to see me naked? I might fall for you. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt, or neck tie if you prefer. Does my breath smell okay? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex? They say sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any. You know, looks aren't really important to me. Why not come back to my place and lie down? Wanna do it with a fat guy? With that body you should have a license to carry a concealed weapon. You bring out the savage in me.


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Planet Tone

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50 Pick Up Lines for Jetsetters and Travelers Around the World

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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Are you ready to go home yet? Did you know that someone is making love every 60 seconds? Excuse me, do you live around here often? Can I try on your shoes? Can I flirt with you? I'm leaving this place - want to come with me? How about a birthday kiss? Do you sleep on your front? Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? You know, the person I'd drop for you is blonde, too! Your place or the men's room? Well I guess a fuck is out of the question. I would like to pretend I am a cake and you are the candles. You know, you're very easy on the eyes. Susie, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Are you a parking ticket? Enjoy reading these cute lines, and not dirty pick up lines. Let's make some and find out. May I use your body? Bet you didn't know I can belch the alphabet.


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LEARN HOW TO FLIRT! PICK UP LINES WITH LIZZZA

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Best, Cleverest Pick Up Lines

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Is that a Tic-Tac in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Mind if I try bouncing a quarter into your cleavage? Hey baby, let's go make some babies. I mean, you an really tell it isn't off the rack. I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working by myself. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? You must be proof that god™ takes pride in his work. You look so good that when I saw you all I could think was rama-lama-ding-dong!! Why look at the moon, if I can not touch it? Didn't we go to different schools together? That's so you know what to scream.

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Earth Day Pick Up Lines

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Planet Tone

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