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Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large. Why did the teacher jump into the lake? Try to cheer him up! Did you hear the one about the rope? Smoking weed doesn't make me a bad person, just like going to church doesn't make you a good person. Cause they got big fingers!!!!!!!!! Patient: Then should I drop my wife to her mother's home? I use it to kill roaches in my room. Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing.
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