Stay home and eat all the freakin chips kip. Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes ~ Now That's Nifty 2019-02-04

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Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

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You got shocks, pegsā€¦ lucky! Deb: Well, is anyone else here? I didn't get to eat anything today. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. Secretary: Is there anything wrong? Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have? Napoleon: What are you doing here? Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to Heaven above. What the heck would you do in a situation like that? Kip: No, she's getting her hair done. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Who's the only one here knows illegal ninja moves from the government? Napoleon: A frickin' twelve-gauge, what do you think? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do.

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Character Analysis

stay home and eat all the freakin chips kip

Napoleon: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom. How long is the chat room? I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer. Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Randy gives up and walks away from the kid. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

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Kip Dynamite Quotes

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Pedro: Like what are my skills? Napoleon: 'Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. I don't sell lotto tickets to minors. You have the worst reflexes of all time. I think that's gonna come out really nice. Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains. Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! At the end of the film, she meets up with Napoleon and wears a flowing dress and loose hair, showing she has let go of all her contempt for Napoleon. Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse.

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Napoleon Dynamite

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You need somebody watchin' your back at all times. Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. Pedro seems destined to win the election, and Deb and Napoleon celebrate by playing a game of tetherball. But I still love technology. Also, at the beginning of the film, Deb did not have any known friends or relatives. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwin' you out the window.

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View Quote ... Napoleon Dynamite ... Movie Quotes Database

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They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything. Kip: Napoleon, let go of me! I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Napoleon: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Napoleon: Get off my property! I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate.

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27 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon: No, but who would? Uncle Rico: Well then do it! The director uses these actions to make Deb a caring and Kind person. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now.

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27 Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

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Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Why are you in the Happy Hands Club then? That's like a dollar an hour! Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? They wouldn't sell me one. Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.

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Funniest 'Napoleon Dynamite' Movie Quotes

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This can been seen through a number of actions and symbols. He believes in bringing about positive change to the world through good-natured humor and innovative technology. This might be from Napoleon only seeing his uncle Rico eating steak, making pointless football videos and embarrassing him. It's called Rex Kwon Do. Napoleon Dynamite: A little bit. Uncle Rico: We need like some name tags with our picture on it, all laminated and what not.

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